Traveling at the speed of dick.
Satan destroys you,
But Jesus puts you in a bowl and smokes you.
Hey little sister!
Your dreams are dying living on the white avenue.

Electric Six, “Riding on the White Train,” I Shall Exterminate Everything Around Me That Restricts Me from Being the Master

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Electric Six - The Rubberband Man
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calakazam:

Electric Six - The Rubberband Man

nicolehenriksen:

NEW VIDEO!! A taste of new comedy show Naked Unicorn Vomit: the Bavarian sitcom Typisch Nadine!

Show info: www.nicolehenriksen.com/

This is adorable.

I’ve learnt in german the word “Dick” means fat, thick, swollen, large, heavy etc

Everything makes sense now.

nicolehenriksen is teaching me german. It’s very exciting.

Ich mag dick ICH MAG DICK. ICH BIN SCHLAMPE

Turns out the only spanish I know I’ve learnt from Dick Valentine and Dora the Explorer.

Electric Six - I Buy the Drugs
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shiny-sawk:

Happy Easter everyone

I want to play with Lucifer’s Testicles.

shiny-sawk:

Happy Easter everyone

I want to play with Lucifer’s Testicles.

spiffingly:

dormitorygirl:

spiffingly:

dormitorygirl:

spiffingly:

dormitorygirl:

lights-and-rockets:

dormitorygirl:

Tomas Ford’s Crap Music Rave Party is in a couple of nights and I can’t wait. Too bad lights-and-rockets wont be able to make it. Someone might of taken more pictures of her checking out Tomas’ butt.
GET TICKETS YO

okay so if you like in perth and you dig good times. pls go to this. also, i’m not looking at tomas’ butt. i was dancing. kind of. 

Oh man. I love dancing too. I’m going to be “dancing” with
spiffingly
all weekend at blowout 8D

Omg I might need to like hitch hike to make it but I heard about this road head stuff on the internet. I’ll do my best!

Nothing could possiblie go wrong.
Possibly go wrong…

You have an ocean to deal with. Sea head? Sky head? Lapras head?

Shit, Lapras head would take ages to get past ocean on top of the tonne of tenta(un)cool, Seaking, Poliwag or whatevers (I won’t have to KO any Sharpedo tho. Perth government have already taken care of them :c ). Also that would be pretty awkward head unless it’s dick is somewhere other than where I assume it’s dick would be. I don’t know much about Lapras anatomy but I’m sure it’d work out.
Sky head would work a lot better for me. Like, I been to most of these places before I can just fly to the Pokemon Center there and it’d be instant too cause that’s just how shit is. SHOW ME THE WORLD DRIFBLIM.

Yeah but either way I bet you’re gonna hafta do a power plant subplot in Detroit before you can go to the show.

That still sounds way better than a 2.5k plane ticket!

spiffingly:

dormitorygirl:

spiffingly:

dormitorygirl:

spiffingly:

dormitorygirl:

lights-and-rockets:

dormitorygirl:

Tomas Ford’s Crap Music Rave Party is in a couple of nights and I can’t wait. Too bad lights-and-rockets wont be able to make it. Someone might of taken more pictures of her checking out Tomas’ butt.

GET TICKETS YO

okay so if you like in perth and you dig good times. pls go to this. 

also, i’m not looking at tomas’ butt. i was dancing. kind of. 

Oh man. I love dancing too. I’m going to be “dancing” with
spiffingly
all weekend at blowout 8D

Omg I might need to like hitch hike to make it but I heard about this road head stuff on the internet. I’ll do my best!

Nothing could possiblie go wrong.

Possibly go wrong…

You have an ocean to deal with. Sea head? Sky head? Lapras head?

Shit, Lapras head would take ages to get past ocean on top of the tonne of tenta(un)cool, Seaking, Poliwag or whatevers (I won’t have to KO any Sharpedo tho. Perth government have already taken care of them :c ). Also that would be pretty awkward head unless it’s dick is somewhere other than where I assume it’s dick would be. I don’t know much about Lapras anatomy but I’m sure it’d work out.

Sky head would work a lot better for me. Like, I been to most of these places before I can just fly to the Pokemon Center there and it’d be instant too cause that’s just how shit is. SHOW ME THE WORLD DRIFBLIM.

Yeah but either way I bet you’re gonna hafta do a power plant subplot in Detroit before you can go to the show.

That still sounds way better than a 2.5k plane ticket!

thewolfjerk:

dormitorygirl:

spiffingly:

dormitorygirl:

spiffingly:

dormitorygirl:

lights-and-rockets:

dormitorygirl:

Tomas Ford’s Crap Music Rave Party is in a couple of nights and I can’t wait. Too bad lights-and-rockets wont be able to make it. Someone might of taken more pictures of her checking out Tomas’ butt.
GET TICKETS YO

okay so if you like in perth and you dig good times. pls go to this. also, i’m not looking at tomas’ butt. i was dancing. kind of. 

Oh man. I love dancing too. I’m going to be “dancing” with
spiffingly
all weekend at blowout 8D

Omg I might need to like hitch hike to make it but I heard about this road head stuff on the internet. I’ll do my best!

Nothing could possiblie go wrong.
Possibly go wrong…

You have an ocean to deal with. Sea head? Sky head? Lapras head?

Shit, Lapras head would take ages to get past ocean on top of the tonne of tenta(un)cool, Seaking, Poliwag or whatevers (I won’t have to KO any Sharpedo tho. Perth government have already taken care of them :c ). Also that would be pretty awkward head unless it’s dick is somewhere other than where I assume it’s dick would be. I don’t know much about Lapras anatomy but I’m sure it’d work out.
Sky head would work a lot better for me. Like, I been to most of these places before I can just fly to the Pokemon Center there and it’d be instant too cause that’s just how shit is. SHOW ME THE WORLD DRIFBLIM.

Still love that kidnapping balloon pokemon huh Mel?

Drifloon will always be my homie. I can’t teach it fly though I would have to evolve it first. Drifblim just picks up people or pokemon and floats around without an agenda . It’s no dragging-children-to-hell but I feel for doing nothing so that is still pretty great. Drifblim are also squishy.

thewolfjerk:

dormitorygirl:

spiffingly:

dormitorygirl:

spiffingly:

dormitorygirl:

lights-and-rockets:

dormitorygirl:

Tomas Ford’s Crap Music Rave Party is in a couple of nights and I can’t wait. Too bad lights-and-rockets wont be able to make it. Someone might of taken more pictures of her checking out Tomas’ butt.

GET TICKETS YO

okay so if you like in perth and you dig good times. pls go to this. 

also, i’m not looking at tomas’ butt. i was dancing. kind of. 

Oh man. I love dancing too. I’m going to be “dancing” with
spiffingly
all weekend at blowout 8D

Omg I might need to like hitch hike to make it but I heard about this road head stuff on the internet. I’ll do my best!

Nothing could possiblie go wrong.

Possibly go wrong…

You have an ocean to deal with. Sea head? Sky head? Lapras head?

Shit, Lapras head would take ages to get past ocean on top of the tonne of tenta(un)cool, Seaking, Poliwag or whatevers (I won’t have to KO any Sharpedo tho. Perth government have already taken care of them :c ). Also that would be pretty awkward head unless it’s dick is somewhere other than where I assume it’s dick would be. I don’t know much about Lapras anatomy but I’m sure it’d work out.

Sky head would work a lot better for me. Like, I been to most of these places before I can just fly to the Pokemon Center there and it’d be instant too cause that’s just how shit is. SHOW ME THE WORLD DRIFBLIM.

Still love that kidnapping balloon pokemon huh Mel?

Drifloon will always be my homie. I can’t teach it fly though I would have to evolve it first. Drifblim just picks up people or pokemon and floats around without an agenda . It’s no dragging-children-to-hell but I feel for doing nothing so that is still pretty great. Drifblim are also squishy.

spiffingly:

dormitorygirl:

spiffingly:

dormitorygirl:

lights-and-rockets:

dormitorygirl:

Tomas Ford’s Crap Music Rave Party is in a couple of nights and I can’t wait. Too bad lights-and-rockets wont be able to make it. Someone might of taken more pictures of her checking out Tomas’ butt.
GET TICKETS YO

okay so if you like in perth and you dig good times. pls go to this. also, i’m not looking at tomas’ butt. i was dancing. kind of. 

Oh man. I love dancing too. I’m going to be “dancing” with
spiffingly
all weekend at blowout 8D

Omg I might need to like hitch hike to make it but I heard about this road head stuff on the internet. I’ll do my best!

Nothing could possiblie go wrong.
Possibly go wrong…

You have an ocean to deal with. Sea head? Sky head? Lapras head?

Shit, Lapras head would take ages to get past ocean on top of the tonne of tenta(un)cool, Seaking, Poliwag or whatevers (I won’t have to KO any Sharpedo tho. Perth government have already taken care of them :c ). Also that would be pretty awkward head unless it’s dick is somewhere other than where I assume it’s dick would be. I don’t know much about Lapras anatomy but I’m sure it’d work out.
Sky head would work a lot better for me. Like, I been to most of these places before I can just fly to the Pokemon Center there and it’d be instant too cause that’s just how shit is. SHOW ME THE WORLD DRIFBLIM.

spiffingly:

dormitorygirl:

spiffingly:

dormitorygirl:

lights-and-rockets:

dormitorygirl:

Tomas Ford’s Crap Music Rave Party is in a couple of nights and I can’t wait. Too bad lights-and-rockets wont be able to make it. Someone might of taken more pictures of her checking out Tomas’ butt.

GET TICKETS YO

okay so if you like in perth and you dig good times. pls go to this. 

also, i’m not looking at tomas’ butt. i was dancing. kind of. 

Oh man. I love dancing too. I’m going to be “dancing” with
spiffingly
all weekend at blowout 8D

Omg I might need to like hitch hike to make it but I heard about this road head stuff on the internet. I’ll do my best!

Nothing could possiblie go wrong.

Possibly go wrong…

You have an ocean to deal with. Sea head? Sky head? Lapras head?

Shit, Lapras head would take ages to get past ocean on top of the tonne of tenta(un)cool, Seaking, Poliwag or whatevers (I won’t have to KO any Sharpedo tho. Perth government have already taken care of them :c ). Also that would be pretty awkward head unless it’s dick is somewhere other than where I assume it’s dick would be. I don’t know much about Lapras anatomy but I’m sure it’d work out.

Sky head would work a lot better for me. Like, I been to most of these places before I can just fly to the Pokemon Center there and it’d be instant too cause that’s just how shit is. SHOW ME THE WORLD DRIFBLIM.

It’s Showtime

Honolulu

American Cheese